time isn't real bumper magnet

• 11 "x 3"

• vinyl, weatherproof(ish) - avoid fire

• sticks on: cars, laptops, poles, enemies  

• remove gently if ur scared of commitment !!!

• ships from the U.SA

• we ship worldwide unless ur government hates fun

• this sticker has never been arrested

• waterproof* (*don’t test this in the Mariana Trench)

• 9 out of 10 dentists reccomend

• do not lick