boring shi
BORING SHIT !!! but perhaps necessary
😑 do u accept returns?
no. sorry. everything u buy is created ♥ especially ♥ for u, so we can't take it back if u question ur life decisions. BUT we're nice people so if your item shows up damaged or totally wrong, email us at alien@screaminginthecar.com and we will look after u, we promise
🚚 how long does shipping take?
IN THE U.S of A - 5/7 business days
EVERYWHERE ELSE - 10-21 business days
we ship from USA so customs/borders may slow it down,,, blame them!!!
💌 do u ship worldwide?
yahuh, unless ur government hates fun and has super weird import laws - then it's out of our hands
💧 are these waterproof?
sort of!!! they'll survive a cute little rainstorm, don't take them scuba diving.
magnets stick. stickers stick harder. do with that what u will.
🧾 taxes & duties?
some countries charge import fees - that sounds like a you problem!!!!! sorry, i'm just a disgruntled graphic designer trying to get by
🤷 i put the wrong address, can u fix it?
maybe!! email us A.S.A.P ... if we've already sent it off, you could try becoming BFFs with whoever lives at the wrong address??
🫠 can i cancel my order?
again.. MAYBE. if you email us quick enough, (LIKE UNDER 60 MINUTES), we can try. once it's in production, it's LOCKED IN baby.
⚠️ legal ish
by buying stuff here, u agree that:
- u will NOT eat stickers or magnets
- we are not responsible for what u stick these on or who u offend
- u understand shipping times are estimates, not promises
👽👽what is the meaning of life?
you will literally never know in this lifetime, but my guess?? prob something to do with love. so,,, hug ur friends, be nice to animals, and spread some love via stickers (or magnets).
🙃 anything else?
become my pen pal 💚💚 alien@screaminginthecar.com
and on a serious note - thank u for supporting a (very) small business
